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I have these days where I act out what my life would be like if I was from a different ethnic background.
No one loves this movie like I do
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One Direction Waking Up Their Future Children
- Harry: Um...erm...you...like...have...to....yeah..um...so...erm...just wake up, you have school, babe.
- Liam: Good morning darling. Wake up, you don't want your schedule to alter a bit, do you ? Now wake up so you can eat your breakfast that gives you the nutrition that you need for the day.
- Louis: Wakey Wakey, you had enough beauty sleep babe. Wake up so that you can get ready for school. Don't forget to put on something with stripes. Ok so you won't forget though because I set out your clothes. Orange looks better on you than blue.
- Niall: WAKE UP BEFORE I EAT ALL OF BREAKFAST !
- Zayn: Wake up. Today is a new day. A new journey. A new memory. So wake up and pick the right paths.
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why do people think russell brand is funny the only thing i find funny about him is that he married katy perry
